Posted by Tom Adams on May 10, 2009, 8:56 pm
Rule # 1: Don't read the user manual. If you read and follow the
user manual, you will have to think while you load it, and you won't
be able to put nearly as many dishes in it.
Rule #2: Rinse your dishes in the sink before you put them in the
dishwasher. This will make them appear to be clean after you have
incorrectly loaded your dishwasher, causing it to fail to wash your
dishes.
Rule #3: Don't wash fine glassware in your dishwasher, since you
don't know that you should fill the detergent cups 1/3 full if you
have soft water, and you probably have soft water. (Actually, all
your everyday glassware has been etched by excessive detergent: be
sure not to examine it.)
Rule #4: Cram as many dishes as you can in there. But if you are not
inclined to to this, don't worry. Since you never learned how to load
it, it won't wash your dishes even if you don't cram as many as you
can in it.
Posted by bob on May 10, 2009, 9:05 pm
On Sun, 10 May 2009 17:56:38 -0700 (PDT), Tom Adams
>Rule # 1: Don't read the user manual. If you read and follow the
>user manual, you will have to think while you load it, and you won't
>be able to put nearly as many dishes in it.
<snip>
These instructions are clearly for men only ...
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Posted by brooklyn1 on May 10, 2009, 9:31 pm
> On Sun, 10 May 2009 17:56:38 -0700 (PDT), Tom Adams
>>Rule # 1: Don't read the user manual. If you read and follow the
>>user manual, you will have to think while you load it, and you won't
>>be able to put nearly as many dishes in it.
> <snip>
> These instructions are clearly for men only ...
You ain't gonna do too well around here with the ladies, bobby! Ahahahaha. .
. .
Posted by bob on May 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
On Mon, 11 May 2009 01:31:31 GMT, "brooklyn1"
>> On Sun, 10 May 2009 17:56:38 -0700 (PDT), Tom Adams
>>
>>>Rule # 1: Don't read the user manual. If you read and follow the
>>>user manual, you will have to think while you load it, and you won't
>>>be able to put nearly as many dishes in it.
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> These instructions are clearly for men only ...
>>
>>
>>
>You ain't gonna do too well around here with the ladies, bobby! Ahahahaha. .
Oh no! A cyberstalker with a stuck keyboard ...
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una cerveza mas por favor ...
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Posted by Dave on May 11, 2009, 12:02 am
> Rule # 1: Don't read the user manual. If you read and follow the
> user manual, you will have to think while you load it, and you won't
> be able to put nearly as many dishes in it.
> Rule #2: Rinse your dishes in the sink before you put them in the
> dishwasher. This will make them appear to be clean after you have
> incorrectly loaded your dishwasher, causing it to fail to wash your
> dishes.
> Rule #3: Don't wash fine glassware in your dishwasher, since you
> don't know that you should fill the detergent cups 1/3 full if you
> have soft water, and you probably have soft water. (Actually, all
> your everyday glassware has been etched by excessive detergent: be
> sure not to examine it.)
> Rule #4: Cram as many dishes as you can in there. But if you are not
> inclined to to this, don't worry. Since you never learned how to load
> it, it won't wash your dishes even if you don't cram as many as you
> can in it.
OK, I think that was an attempt at humor. But if your dishes aren't getting
clean without rinsing them before putting them in the dishwasher, you need
to get a new dishwasher, or switch detergent. We've tried several different
brands of dishwasher detergent. We're currently using Cascade. My wife is
used to owning dishwashers that suck, so she still rinses all dishes before
loading the dishwasher, even though I've tried to break her of this habit.
It wastes water and time. With the proper detergent, the dishes get clean
(VERY!) with no pre-rinsing required. When I load it, I don't rinse dishes.
They come out clean, pre-rinsed or not. Our dishwasher is a Frigidaire
(electrolux) model about four years old. -Dave
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>user manual, you will have to think while you load it, and you won't
>be able to put nearly as many dishes in it.