Reverse Trick or Treat

Posted by Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds on October 16, 2009, 2:38 pm

Having to stay home so I can provide
unnecessary calories and tooth decay to
people I don't know deprives me of the
chance to acquire those unnecessary
calories and tooth decay for me and mine.

So, I have my bag at the ready and when
they ring my doorbell I open in a rush
and shout "trick or treat" garnering
confused looks. But I don't give candy
until I get candy.

Posted by Balvenieman on October 16, 2009, 4:02 pm

I don't give candy because I don't like the snotnosed little
bastards. Never did.

Posted by Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds on October 16, 2009, 3:58 pm

In article
<btmdnaxrMsfFXkXXnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@earthl
ink.com>,
wrote:

Neither do I, but I love chocolate,
especially when it's free

Posted by Balvenieman on October 17, 2009, 12:02 am

If you're trading, what's the "free" part?

Posted by Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds on October 17, 2009, 2:00 am

In article
<p6GdncxXaZFXrkTXnZ2dnUVZ_qidnZ2d@earthl
ink.com>,
wrote:

I don't give out chocolate