Saving time with Jehovah's Witnesses

 
I used to get the knock-knock every Saturday morning. Never answered the
door. Then one Saturday I did answer. It was a very attractive lady with
her 16/17 year old daughter. Long dresses etc. They wanted to talk, but
I asked them if God would permit talking undressed. She said NO! I asked
if she could find a statement in the bible that discussing the bible was
not allowed in the buff. The daughter's body language was, "let's get
the hell out of here". But mom was up for the challenge. She fumbled
through her bible, but then decided to change the subject. I asked her
if she felt committed to God to sit in the middle of my living room
undressed. That to get her message of God to me would she sacrifice
doing something she felt very uncomfortable doing. She responded that
there was no way she was going to remove her clothing to talk to me. I
came back with if she was committed to witnessing she should be willing
to sacrifice. She then asked me why talking about God in the nude was so
important to me. I told her that I needed to see a real commitment on
her part. She then said that she would send her husband to see me. I
told her he would have to be committed to removing his clothes before I
would talk to him. This happened three years ago and I have not had
anyone knock on my door since. Am I a perv...... sure. Was she a perv..
yep! only it is her agenda which I find ludicrous.

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Can't fool all of the people, All of the time.

 
A couple of cheap suited dressed men started to come up my driveway on
summer day with their equally cheap briefcases.  My dog, on a chain, met
them - barking.  They yelled they wanted to talk to me.  I replied 'The dog
doesn't - get off my land.'.  Never was bothered again.

But I like your way better.

JonquilJan

Learn something new every day
As long as you are learning, you are living
When you stop learning, you start dying

 
What if he enjoyed doing that?

 E7DE5A.08170227032009@news.humboldt1.com:


All you had to do was tell them you don't want to be called on again.

Yes, you are the perv.

 geo. wrote:

----I always offer them a cold drink and accept any literature they want
to hand out. No need to be cruel,  may as well hedge my bets, you never
know!